There is this amazing thing about two-year-olds where they can be so frustrating and yet so loving and kind...they can bring out the worst in you over the last three...okay two...okay ONE bite of dinner and then they can make you laugh so hard that it makes it all worth it.
Today, I was getting ready to jump in the shower when Joel came barging in the bathroom. Normally, I have the door closed so he can't get in, but today Gracie was in her crib almost asleep and I wanted to be able to hear her if she started crying. Anyway...Joel came into the bathroom and saw me in my birthday suit.
"Mom! Where's your wenis?"
I explained to him that mom is a girl and girls don't have wenises (is that the correct plural form of wenis?!?).
"Oh...just buns huh?"
Yeah...just buns. After I told him to go back out to the living room while mom took a shower he came running back to make a quick clarification.
"Mom, I have wenis?"
"Yes, Joel, you have a wenis. I do not."
"Otay, mom."
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That is hysterical....Alex and AJ both called it a wenis as well. That was many moons ago...there are times when I wish they were still that small.
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Sue
I am dying Ame, that is hilarious! Especially the, "oh, just buns" comment---I love it!
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